IM PLAYING DUAL DESTINIES AND LAJSHXJAKD
I THOUGHT HE WROTE “WOOPS”
LIKE APOLLO TRIPPED AND FELL AND HIT HIS HEAD AND WROTE “WOOPS” WITH HIS BLOOD BEFORE HE PASSED OUT OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM GONNA PEE
One part down-to-earth, one part selfless nobility, two parts crazy, and you season liberally with wild falsehoods. You let that percolate through a good audience for a while, and when it’s done, you’ve got your hero.